Steven WrightIf at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
About This Quote
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you. It's not hard to see that this quote is meant to be funny. The person who wrote the quote obviously missed the humor of it. Sometimes, we must fail before we can learn and succeed.
But, if failure is your goal, skydiving definitely isn't for you. If you want to soar through the air with no risk of injury, then flying is the way to go.
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